Taddies and Gentlefrogs, do you find it difficult to hop out of bed in the morning?
Do you fly into a rage at the slightest provocation?
Do you find it hard to be spawntaneous?
Are you unhoppy?
Although first thought to only affect those made of felt, B.G.I.E.S has been reported among frogs of all materials.
But don’t worry, we here at Pfrogzer Pharmaceuticals have developed a new medication to treat B.G.I.E.S. just for you:
Just apply our ointment twice a day and you’ll be as glad as a tadpole. As jolly as a pollywog.
Just listen to these toadstimonials:
Warning. Side effects may include: unbridled hoptimism, spawntaneous banjo solos, warts, croaking, and the irresistible urge to posthumously don a top hat and sing the song Ragtime Gal.