Knock Knock!
-Who’s there?
Mango.
-Mango Who?
Knock Knock!
-Who’s there?
Mango.
-Mango Who?
Knock Knock!
-Who’s there?
Mango.
-Mango Who?
Knock Knock!
-Who’s there?
Orange.
-Orange you glad I didn’t say mango?

Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s an old joke. Give me a break, it’s been a rough week.

The mango at the door?
Oh, um…he had to go home because…his favourite show was on.

Why, Lassi, of course.
Get it?

I’ll see myself out.