Bringing the Heat

/ K. Callard

Welcome to amateur comedy night, where we’ve invited our guests to bring their spiciest jokes. Put your hands together for our first comedian, Pete Zabox!

Open Pizza box that looks like a face. Eyebrows have been doodled over vent hole "eyes". Speech bubbles say, "Why did the cayenne put on a sweater?' and "Because it was a little chili."
Confused looking red pepper says, "I don't get it."
Pizza box again. Speech bubbles say, "Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?" and "Because it didn't habanero."
Confused pepper again saying, "I don't get it."
Pizza box again. Speech bubbles say, "How do you figure out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?" and "Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now."
Confused pepper again saying, "I don't get it."
Closed pizza box looks dejected. Speech bubble says, "I hate it when my jokes fall flat."
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