As climate change has been making weather worse across the world, we here at Cumulo-Nimbus Entertainment have decided to take advantage of the unstable atmosphere and bring you the first ever Cross-Country Cloud Race!
This is a very cirrus event, certain to send the lucky winner’s career into the stratosphere!
And they’re off!
Uh-oh, looks like one of our contestants is slow to leave the gate. If she can’t get moving soon, she’s looking at turtle defeat.
And Contestant Number 2 is off to an early lead, setting hearts aflutter with her speed.
Oh no! Looks like she blown off the course by a stray breeze!
That puts our third and final contestant in first place. Hope he doesn’t run into any fowl weather!
What’s this?
Contestant Number 3 has stopped to pose for photographers just before the finish line!
What fowl behaviour! I’ve never seen anything like it.
And here comes Contestant Number 1, on a swift air current. She’s coming up the outside.
Jack be Nimbus, Jack be Quick! She’s done it! Contestant Number 1 has won the race!
What an upset!
What can I say, folks? Today has been a tale of lightning speed and mist opportunities, with a shocking twist at the end!
Let’s give a final round of applause for our new raining champion!
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