Toucan Play at this Game

/ K. Callard

A pirate made a demand quite absurd

“Yar, find booty at the beach!” (so I heard)

But there were no gems around,

Only wood washed aground,

So instead of treasure, they gave him the bird.

Piece of driftwood in the shape of a toucan's head. Eye has been doodled in. Speech bubbles say, "How can you tell where a bird left its treasure?" and "Eggs marks the spot."

(See more pirate jokes here)

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