You’ll Never Look at a Turkey the Same Way Again

I know I promised a month of Halloween posts, but today is Thanksgiving here in Canada, so it feels like I should post something turkey-related. So, in true Franken-spirit, I have combined the two. Behold, my two best (worst?) Halloween turkey jokes and an image that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

What happens to turkeys when they die?

They become poultry-geists.

What do turkeys dress up as for Halloween?


Close-up of a turkey's head in profile. Its ear looks like a second eye, and its wattle is stretched tight, giving the appearance of a screaming mouth. Eyebrows and excited arms have been doodled in. Speech bubble covers part of the beak and says, "Those jokes are FOWL" Spelled F O W L.

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