Holiday season has begun!
Aw, come on. It’s December tomorrow! The stores have had Christmas stuff up since Halloween! You should be happy I waited this long!
What’s the matter, are you Claustrophobic? Do I need to nurse you back to elf?
Now you’re just being rude-olph. What’s the big deal? Did you get needled by Christmas trees?
But I can’t stop. I just can’t help myself when it comes to the holidays. I’m too santamental.