Housing Crisis

November 30, 2022November 12, 2022 / K. Callard / Leave a comment

Knock, knock!

–Who’s there?

Holly

-Holly who?

Holiday season has begun!

Shed with triangular windows that look like angry eyes. Angry eyebrows and a straight line mouth have been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "Holiday jokes in November? Really?"

Aw, come on. It’s December tomorrow! The stores have had Christmas stuff up since Halloween! You should be happy I waited this long!

What’s the matter, are you Claustrophobic? Do I need to nurse you back to elf?

House with a double window that looks like eyes over another window that looks like a gaping mouth. Upset eyebrows and hands covering imaginary ears have been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "La la la! I can't hear you!"

Now you’re just being rude-olph. What’s the big deal? Did you get needled by Christmas trees?

House decorated with two large round ornaments that look like eyes over a wreath that looks like a gaping mouth. Angry eyebrows have been doodled in. Speech bubble says, "Maybe some of us don't like who we become during the holiday season."

Point taken.

But I can’t stop. I just can’t help myself when it comes to the holidays. I’m too santamental.