Philoslothical Haiku

November 21, 2022November 10, 2022 / K. Callard / Leave a comment

Trees do not move fast
Rooted, as they are, in place
But this is just wrong.

Tree with a broken-off branch that looks like a sloth face when combined with two long branch "arms." A nose has been doodled in for emphasis. Speech bubble says, "Haven't you ever heard of a tree sloth?"

Haunting Haiku

April 8, 2022April 5, 2022 / K. Callard / Leave a comment

Garden ornament

Or collection of trapped souls?

Do we have to choose?

Cap of a ceramic mushroom. Many of the spots look like ghastly faces. Hands have been doodled in, as well as speech bubbles saying, "Boo!" and one that says, "Boo-urns!" (Because Simpsons)