It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like…

I know it is kind of a pain

But now that there’s more snow than rain

Wreaths have been hung,

And lights have been strung

Christmas is very much on my brain.

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It’s a Hard Rock Life

There once was a mossy old rock

At which people always did gawk.

Its eyes did beguile,

So, they drew it a smile.

Now it looks like it’s able to talk

(Thanks to Aaron Callard for submitting the photo!)

Someday We’ll Find It…

There once was a tree in the wood

That looked not as proper tree should.

With fuzzy green hair

And a googly stare

Call it a Muppet, you could.

Put a Little Boogie In It

It’s that perfect time of the year

For a movie that I hold quite dear

When Halloween’s done,

And Christmas yet to come,

It’s time for Oogie Boogie to appear…

Stool Sample

Once a stool was just so even-keeled

People sat on it, stood on it, or kneeled,

It was such a prize

It helped teams exercise,

The stool was outstanding in its field.

Toucan Play at this Game

A pirate made a demand quite absurd

“Yar, find booty at the beach!” (so I heard)

But there were no gems around,

Only wood washed aground,

So instead of treasure, they gave him the bird.

(See more pirate jokes here)

Don’t Tell Disney

There once was a model’s wood hole

That made me think of something quite droll

Something cartoonish

Even a little buffoonish:

An old Disney character named Mole.

This is where I’d normally post a comparison picture, but Disney really frowns on that sort of thing, so hit this link to if you want to see how close the resemblance actually is.

Chain of Custody

The once was a jewellery set

Who begged every person he met,

“Just give me a try,

And I’m certain you’ll buy!”

And when they didn’t, he’d get very upset.

A Bald Move

Once, a bald man at a bash,

Bragged to all in a manner quite rash,

“No hair is as fine,

As can compete with mine!”

Referring, of course, to his glorious mustache.

Security Detail

There once was a camera, it’s said,

That made criminals everywhere dread.

No crime went unspotted,

Despite how they plotted,

‘Cause it had eyes in the back of its head.