I don’t go around looking for faces, I swear. But sometimes when I’m out, things line up just right, and next thing you know I’m snapping a pic of a house wearing a cool hat and sticking its tongue out at me. Because when I see a face, I just can’t let it slide.
Bringing the Heat
Welcome to amateur comedy night, where we’ve invited our guests to bring their spiciest jokes. Put your hands together for our first comedian, Pete Zabox!
A Bald Move
Once, a bald man at a bash,
Bragged to all in a manner quite rash,
“No hair is as fine,
As can compete with mine!”
Referring, of course, to his glorious mustache.
“Hey, so I know we promised to look at new kitchen fixtures today, but this place is weirding me out. I feel like I’m being watched.”
“Yeah. Okay. Seriously, though…do you think they have hidden cameras or something? Because It feels like somebody’s eyes are on me.”
“You’re right. I must be imagining things. But I swear something here is creeping me out, big time.”
“Okay, fine, if only because it means I can leave. Those ones. For some reason, I have a good feeling about them.”
Hitting Rock Bottom
There once was a girl from a place
Who climbed mountains at quite a quick pace
One time she fell down
By some stones with a frown:
She got stuck ‘tween a rock and hard face.
Okay folks, it’s time! We’re finally being called up and put into action. Are you ready for this?
What? No! There won’t be cookies. This isn’t the dark side, this is a model. Now, come on and get working.
Excellent. That’s the kind of enthusiasm I want to see.
Is there a problem, Geary?
It’s okay, I’m sure no one will notice.
All right, are we ready now?
Let’s go, Gear Force!
What a Crock!
Having to cook everyday creates a lot of pressure. Having to find meals that suit everyone leaves me steamed. It’s like a slow burn, simmering under the surface. Especially since it seems like everyone and everything has something to say about my cooking.
There once was a log who did try
To sneak into a party on the sly.
But people turned him away
Didn’t let him stay.
A real shame, ‘cause he’s such a fungi.
When Life Gets Too In-Tents…
…And s’more and s’more problems seem to keep coming at you, when your brain feels like it’s on fire, camping is a great way to relieve the tent-sion. To be honest, I think I could do it forest of my life.